I wish FB would disappear

I can't convey in words how much I hate fucking facebook.  Here is facebook in a nutshell.
"Look at me! Look at me!  Look how cool and popular I am.  I need attention because I'm really insecure and because of that I'm going to cram every last little bit of irrelevant information about me down your throats in hopes that you think I'm cool."
Or there's the other type. "Poor me poor me.  My life sucks so bad.  Please everyone tell me how cool and loved I am because I can't get compliments unless I fish for them like a whore with no self respect."
I hate it with a psychotic fucking passion.  It's high school for loser adults who wish they were young again.

I liked the internet much better when it was just email, IM and forums.  Facebook killed forums.  I hate it. I used to have so much fun on the CXR forums.  People used to say whatever they wanted without their families and co-workers spying in on every little thing they wrote.

I can't wait until a product 10 times more annoying replaces facebook rendering it into a new myspace carcass.

But then I think to myself... "Is it FB I hate so much or is it all the dumb fucks on my friends list?"  Annoying bastards you are!  I don't care that you went to the store, bank, doctor, friends house, disco, lunch, bathroom.  Fuck off, you're not that important.  Secret agents don't checkin as much as these douches with a 4square app.

Oh yeah... nobody gives a shit about your stupid cat/dog/bird/fish/reptile so stop posting pictures.  Complete and utter waste of bandwidth.

I also don't want to play any games.  I have real responsibility in the physical plane.  I don't need to create fictitious cyber chores to make myself feel needed.

Quit FB.  Your intelligence will instantly increase and you'll gain 2-6 hours a day to do productive things like grown folks.  If you're not a teenage girl... you have no business on FB.