Saturday, May 7, 2016
Saturday, September 19, 2015
Holy crap... more unused accounts!
Wow. Totally fuck the internet. I've created a graveyard of unused shit. Technology is the devil. Embrace your inner lower primate.
Tuesday, April 24, 2012
Researching a new video camera to record some more time lapse videos. Looking for something that will record right to an SD card. I think I might just use my old camera for the next video just because I'm ready to go already. I hate wasting days.
Thursday, March 22, 2012
Saturday, March 10, 2012
I wish FB would disappear
I can't convey in words how much I hate fucking facebook. Here is facebook in a nutshell.
"Look at me! Look at me! Look how cool and popular I am. I need attention because I'm really insecure and because of that I'm going to cram every last little bit of irrelevant information about me down your throats in hopes that you think I'm cool."
Or there's the other type. "Poor me poor me. My life sucks so bad. Please everyone tell me how cool and loved I am because I can't get compliments unless I fish for them like a whore with no self respect."
I hate it with a psychotic fucking passion. It's high school for loser adults who wish they were young again.
I liked the internet much better when it was just email, IM and forums. Facebook killed forums. I hate it. I used to have so much fun on the CXR forums. People used to say whatever they wanted without their families and co-workers spying in on every little thing they wrote.
I can't wait until a product 10 times more annoying replaces facebook rendering it into a new myspace carcass.
But then I think to myself... "Is it FB I hate so much or is it all the dumb fucks on my friends list?" Annoying bastards you are! I don't care that you went to the store, bank, doctor, friends house, disco, lunch, bathroom. Fuck off, you're not that important. Secret agents don't checkin as much as these douches with a 4square app.
Oh yeah... nobody gives a shit about your stupid cat/dog/bird/fish/reptile so stop posting pictures. Complete and utter waste of bandwidth.
I also don't want to play any games. I have real responsibility in the physical plane. I don't need to create fictitious cyber chores to make myself feel needed.
Quit FB. Your intelligence will instantly increase and you'll gain 2-6 hours a day to do productive things like grown folks. If you're not a teenage girl... you have no business on FB.
"Look at me! Look at me! Look how cool and popular I am. I need attention because I'm really insecure and because of that I'm going to cram every last little bit of irrelevant information about me down your throats in hopes that you think I'm cool."
Or there's the other type. "Poor me poor me. My life sucks so bad. Please everyone tell me how cool and loved I am because I can't get compliments unless I fish for them like a whore with no self respect."
I hate it with a psychotic fucking passion. It's high school for loser adults who wish they were young again.
I liked the internet much better when it was just email, IM and forums. Facebook killed forums. I hate it. I used to have so much fun on the CXR forums. People used to say whatever they wanted without their families and co-workers spying in on every little thing they wrote.
I can't wait until a product 10 times more annoying replaces facebook rendering it into a new myspace carcass.
But then I think to myself... "Is it FB I hate so much or is it all the dumb fucks on my friends list?" Annoying bastards you are! I don't care that you went to the store, bank, doctor, friends house, disco, lunch, bathroom. Fuck off, you're not that important. Secret agents don't checkin as much as these douches with a 4square app.
Oh yeah... nobody gives a shit about your stupid cat/dog/bird/fish/reptile so stop posting pictures. Complete and utter waste of bandwidth.
I also don't want to play any games. I have real responsibility in the physical plane. I don't need to create fictitious cyber chores to make myself feel needed.
Quit FB. Your intelligence will instantly increase and you'll gain 2-6 hours a day to do productive things like grown folks. If you're not a teenage girl... you have no business on FB.
Wednesday, March 7, 2012
Got the new pitbull puppy today. Her name is Lily. She was given this name before we got her. I don't like changing animals name on a whim. Unless the name is completely unacceptable like "pookie" or "shnookums". Then, have at it. Lily's not bad at all though. She's cool with kids and cute as hell. I'm looking forward to spending some years with her.
Speaking of dogs... I was feeling nostalgic last night and decided to watch some old 1970's saturday morning show intros. All the Sid and Marty Krofft stuff, hanna barbera and some others, but one stuck out in my head. Underdog! I thought to myself, "Who better in these times, with talks of OWS so rampant, than Underdog to gather up all the bankers, speculators and lobbyists who've run this county into the ground and lay the vicious Under D-O-G curb stomping on them. Check out the lyrics to his song... he's perfect.
when criminals in this world appear
and break the laws that they should fear
and frighten all who see or hear
the cry goes up both far and near
for Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!
speed of lightning, roar of thunder
fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog. Underdog!
when in this world the headlines read
of those whose hearts are filled with greed
who rob and steal from those who need
to right this wrong with blinding speed
goes Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!
speed of lightning, roar of thunder
fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog. Underdog!
Where oh where has my underdog gone? Oh, where? Oh, where can he be?
C'mon ya lazy mongrel! Get yer ass downtown and lay the smackdown on all the Wall Street Riff Raff's and Simon Bar Sinisters. You're gonna look like a total punk if I gotta call Mighty Mouse in to do it. Scooby said he do it for 2 scooby snacks, ...but Scooby whores himself out for food all the time so that really doesn't apply. I never know how to end these things. Maybe I if I.... hey, who's that behind you reading over your shoulder? *throws ninja smoke bomb and runs out of room*
Speaking of dogs... I was feeling nostalgic last night and decided to watch some old 1970's saturday morning show intros. All the Sid and Marty Krofft stuff, hanna barbera and some others, but one stuck out in my head. Underdog! I thought to myself, "Who better in these times, with talks of OWS so rampant, than Underdog to gather up all the bankers, speculators and lobbyists who've run this county into the ground and lay the vicious Under D-O-G curb stomping on them. Check out the lyrics to his song... he's perfect.
when criminals in this world appear
and break the laws that they should fear
and frighten all who see or hear
the cry goes up both far and near
for Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!
speed of lightning, roar of thunder
fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog. Underdog!
when in this world the headlines read
of those whose hearts are filled with greed
who rob and steal from those who need
to right this wrong with blinding speed
goes Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!
speed of lightning, roar of thunder
fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog. Underdog!
Where oh where has my underdog gone? Oh, where? Oh, where can he be?
C'mon ya lazy mongrel! Get yer ass downtown and lay the smackdown on all the Wall Street Riff Raff's and Simon Bar Sinisters. You're gonna look like a total punk if I gotta call Mighty Mouse in to do it. Scooby said he do it for 2 scooby snacks, ...but Scooby whores himself out for food all the time so that really doesn't apply. I never know how to end these things. Maybe I if I.... hey, who's that behind you reading over your shoulder? *throws ninja smoke bomb and runs out of room*


